1
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Hello, stranger.

2
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Okay, but what does it say to you?

3
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Who has a meeting in the city
and what if we have dinner together on Thursday.

4
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Oh, God! Oh, God!

5
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On Thursday?
Thursday is Valentine's Day!

6
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He's telling you to have dinner with him
on Valentine's Day.

7
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You probably don't even know
which is Valentine's Day.

8
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Well, if you don't know what that day is,

9
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It means it has no relationship.

10
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I think Carrie isn't interested.
in your machinations.

11
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Wait. No, no, no. Not so fast.

12
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-How do you know?
- His girlfriend would have reminded him.

13
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Let's see, I think "A" knows it

14
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and that's why he invited you to dinner
on Valentine's Day

15
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or "B, he doesn't know
and it has no relation.

16
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I think he doesn't know.

17
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So, he doesn't have a girlfriend.

18
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Well I guess.

19
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If not, why would I want
What shall we have for dinner?

20
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And on the other hand...

21
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Yes, I knew it was Valentine's Day
when I said yes by email.

22
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And what about you?

23
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What plans do you have for Valentine's Day?

24
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Are there any new girls in sight?

25
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No.

26
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And for what reason
Can there only be girls in sight?

27
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Don't we have
What to assume that it is so?

28
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The truth is that I have no idea.

29
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I have only been attracted to Che,
and it was non-binary.

30
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And while I was married to Steve
I didn't fantasize

31
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with Drew's mother, Brady's friend,
that is canyon.

32
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Well, it has come to your mind
very fast.

33
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Because it's like cheese.
It is in the public domain.

34
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Are you single?

35
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You don't even know if he's gay.

36
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You don't even know if you're gay.

37
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And as your friend that I am
for more than 25 years,

38
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I think you should find out
to find love again.

39
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Wow Cupid you are made.

40
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<i>Well, it occurred to us
that we can meet on Thursday</i>

41
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<i>- to have some cocktails.
-Yes!</i>

42
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<i>We haven't gone out in centuries
just the three of us.</i>

43
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<i>Doesn't that sound great?</i>

44
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To me this sounds like my friends
Married people don't want me to spend it alone

45
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my first valentine
since I left him with André.

46
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<i>- I'll buy you drinks.</i>
- It's not necessary.

47
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I have the perfect evening planned.

48
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I'm going to stay at home
and I'm going to make myself a chocolate soufflé.

49
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I'm going on a date with me.

50
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<i>-A date with you?
- Okay. Let's go to Brooklyn.</i>

51
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- Stay with your husbands.
- Shit.

52
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Well, that's what we don't want to take
this uniform in winter.

53
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Do the waitresses at Hooters
Do they put fleece lining on it?

54
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End of the meeting. Go back to the bread.

55
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Hot Fellas, tell me.

56
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Yes, it's me.

57
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Oh really?

58
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Oh really?

59
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Did you say that?

60
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Yes, call me with all the details.

61
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Thank you!

62
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Drew Barrymore loved it
the basket I sent you

63
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and invites me and one of you
to your Valentine's Day program.

64
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Who was the one who carried the basket?

65
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I.

66
00:03:20,909 --> 00:03:22,076
Tell me it's insulin.

67
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It's HGH. I lack muscles.

68
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Look at the others.

69
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No. This is not the Moscow Olympics.

70
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It is a legal business.
Take off your overalls and go long.

71
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-Oh really?
- It's a morning magazine.

72
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Orange juices and junkies
They don't make a good combination.

73
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Let it be clear. Nobody to get involved
hormones can be a <i>hot fella.</i>

74
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- To suck it.
- Well okay.

75
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Shall we go to the <i>gym?</i>

76
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Leave the uniforms!

77
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Rock is quite a <i>celebrity,</i> huh?

78
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All this is very strong, look: it carries
a campaign as a Ralph Lauren model,

79
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and they have already contacted us
three well-known agencies.

80
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And the Instagram I made for him
He already has 3000 followers.

81
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It took me almost a year to get it.
so many followers of Richard Burton.

82
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Have you seen Mr. Burton's latest <i>post</i>
with the countdown to Valentine's Day?

83
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No, sorry, I'm not up to date.

84
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It doesn't matter, calm down. I'll show you.

85
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Look.

86
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Look.

87
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-Can't she stand up on her own?
-Who?

88
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My son's girlfriend, Baxter.
He always has it hanging.

89
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Oh, look, no. It's the school door,
and it's half past three.

90
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Hello!

91
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Mother! You're still here.

92
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Yes, here I am. Just like all these people.

93
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And the Harvard recruiters.
We are all.

94
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Hello, Mrs. Wexley. I love the bag.

95
00:05:05,221 --> 00:05:08,808
Thanks, Baxter.
I adore this one because it has a handle.

96
00:05:08,808 --> 00:05:12,687
This way my arm is free, and not
I hold him all the time in public.

97
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Mommy!

98
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Hello darling. Oh really. They are not hours.

99
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How good everything is.

100
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I want to ask you something, but I don't want to
That the hamburger feels bad to us.

101
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Let's see, what is it?

102
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Is Miranda ghosting me?

103
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Defines <i>"ghosting".</i>

104
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Okay. That's right.

105
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I thought we had finished well.

106
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He hasn't said anything, really.
but that's how he always acts with his exes.

107
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When something doesn't go well,
she becomes very...introspective.

108
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Carrie, thank you for the information,

109
00:06:09,869 --> 00:06:12,413
but I don't need
a lecture on Miranda.

110
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How glad I am,
because I don't feel like giving it to you.

111
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No, I was asking you why it was left
some things in my apartment.

112
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I have to empty it to put it on Airbnb.

113
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Are you going to put it on Airbnb?

114
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I don't have another one. I'm not getting any money.

115
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Oh, God! I thought it was a rat.

116
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Hello, colleague. Come, come here. Let's go...

117
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Che, Che, Che, Che. Hey, you can't go
out there touching stray animals.

118
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I used to do this.

119
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Did you do what?

120
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See you later, Virutitas.

121
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Here it is.

122
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I told you I didn't want
more charity works.

123
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But look how cute!

124
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Look, what little legs he has.

125
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Have you brought your money from Hollywood
to pay him for whatever happens to him?

126
00:07:01,629 --> 00:07:04,132
- Hollywood has abandoned me, Judy.
- You will survive.

127
00:07:04,715 --> 00:07:06,425
I was talking to him with his paws, not to you.

128
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Let me see it.

129
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I found it three blocks from here.

130
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You have chosen wrong, little one.

131
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Next time, you'd better feel sorry for yourself.
to a neighborhood with money.

132
00:07:19,814 --> 00:07:21,649
Why can't you pick me up
a rich white woman?

133
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Instead of a comedian
fucking ruined.

134
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Thank you. You are the best.

135
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Go before I change my mind.

136
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If you are short of money,
I didn't get to empty your locker.

137
00:07:40,376 --> 00:07:42,503
And not because it's sentimental, but because it's lazy.

138
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-Full time?
- Complete.

139
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More what it costs
cure the happy dog.

140
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To Dr. Fisher and me
We could use a hand,

141
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and laughter is always welcome.

142
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Do you know someone with grace?

143
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No.

144
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Oh my God!

145
00:08:03,524 --> 00:08:04,775
Look at all this.

146
00:08:05,526 --> 00:08:07,612
February is also
black history month,

147
00:08:07,612 --> 00:08:10,198
but we never have
more than a couple of shelves and a table.

148
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There you have it: two shelves and the table.

149
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Yes.

150
00:08:18,206 --> 00:08:20,041
- What an outrage.
-I am a lesbian?

151
00:08:20,625 --> 00:08:23,461
That? Is it a new children's book?

152
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It's serious!

153
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I don't even know which LGTBQIA dating apps to download.

154
00:08:29,425 --> 00:08:31,886
It's like the all-you-can-eat buffet
of a cruise of options.

155
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Lesbians, bisexuals,
cis couples looking for bisexuals...

156
00:08:36,682 --> 00:08:40,228
The only two categories
that I have discarded are:

157
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Black People Meet and GayDaddy.com.

158
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I tell you what I tell my students.
when they are preparing their theses...

159
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Explore the topic,
Do a lot of research and cite examples.

160
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- I only have one example.
- So suspended.

161
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It's true!

162
00:09:00,790 --> 00:09:04,627
I am one of those indecisive students
who doesn't even know which trunks to take.

163
00:09:04,627 --> 00:09:06,295
I do know what I'm looking for.

164
00:09:06,295 --> 00:09:08,923
A French recipe book that doesn't intimidate me.

165
00:09:08,923 --> 00:09:10,216
- Now I come.
- Okay.

166
00:09:11,342 --> 00:09:14,345
"He approached her and, very agitated, declared:

167
00:09:14,345 --> 00:09:17,640
'I have fought in vain.

168
00:09:18,516 --> 00:09:19,767
I can't take it anymore.

169
00:09:20,851 --> 00:09:26,315
I am unable to contain my feelings.

170
00:09:26,732 --> 00:09:28,693
Let me tell you

171
00:09:28,693 --> 00:09:33,114
how much I admire her
and that I love her passionately.'

172
00:09:35,533 --> 00:09:38,786
Elizabeth's astonishment was inexpressible.

173
00:09:39,745 --> 00:09:44,250
She blushed, stared at him,
indecisive and mute."

174
00:09:49,255 --> 00:09:50,631
Sorry, Amelia.

175
00:09:51,215 --> 00:09:52,675
I love how you read.

176
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I have listened to all the audiobooks
of Jane Austen that you have recorded.

177
00:09:57,221 --> 00:10:00,683
And I just heard you read
now in there.

178
00:10:00,683 --> 00:10:02,101
Yes, I have noticed.

179
00:10:02,810 --> 00:10:05,104
-Have you noticed me?
- Right away.

180
00:10:05,563 --> 00:10:07,898
There is something seductive about a pretty woman.

181
00:10:08,482 --> 00:10:10,526
that does not carry
a Regency style hat.

182
00:10:11,027 --> 00:10:15,656
I am an unconditional fan of Austen,
but not like hats and all that.

183
00:10:16,532 --> 00:10:17,742
The fact is that...

184
00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:23,205
I used to run listening to her...
Listening to you reading it.

185
00:10:23,205 --> 00:10:26,709
Do you run listening to prose
instead of Bruno Mars?

186
00:10:27,084 --> 00:10:29,253
The kilometers flowed

187
00:10:29,253 --> 00:10:33,174
and, if I needed a push,
you helped me run.

188
00:10:34,425 --> 00:10:36,802
Did he help you run? That sounds good.

189
00:10:38,387 --> 00:10:39,555
You know my name.

190
00:10:40,389 --> 00:10:41,390
And yours?

191
00:10:42,266 --> 00:10:43,434
I'm Miranda.

192
00:10:43,434 --> 00:10:44,644
Miranda...

193
00:10:45,436 --> 00:10:47,271
Daughter of Prospero in <i>The Tempest.</i>

194
00:10:47,271 --> 00:10:49,774
Yes, but in Brooklyn and in the cold.

195
00:10:53,277 --> 00:10:55,071
I don't know if what I'm about to say is appropriate.

196
00:10:55,071 --> 00:10:58,866
Sorry if it's not, but, Miranda,

197
00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:02,536
You would also help me run.

198
00:11:02,536 --> 00:11:03,788
It's appropriate.

199
00:11:05,289 --> 00:11:08,626
So I told him
to see each other on Thursday night,

200
00:11:08,626 --> 00:11:12,963
<i>but, with that voice, I almost fell on myself
of her in front of the bookstore

201
00:11:12,963 --> 00:11:15,424
- and<i>melafó!
-"Melafó"?</i>

202
00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:17,009
At best...

203
00:11:17,009 --> 00:11:20,304
At best
you should check the manual to see

204
00:11:20,304 --> 00:11:22,640
If that phrase is suitable for lesbians.

205
00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:26,018
<i>You know? It's just that they have always put me
a little horny

206
00:11:26,018 --> 00:11:29,188
Jane Austen audiobooks
and I thought it was the story,

207
00:11:29,188 --> 00:11:31,023
but I think it was for Amelia Carsey.

208
00:11:32,066 --> 00:11:33,818
No, really? Is your last name Carsey?

209
00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:36,654
<i>Is Mrs. Carsey your Mr. Darcy?</i>

210
00:11:38,447 --> 00:11:40,032
Damn, I hope not!

211
00:11:40,449 --> 00:11:44,912
I don't want years of torment,
I just want a night of good sex.

212
00:11:44,912 --> 00:11:47,748
So you have "big hopes"?

213
00:11:48,457 --> 00:11:49,667
<i>I know it's from Dickens, but...</i>

214
00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:52,211
I can't think of anything with Mansfield Park.

215
00:11:52,211 --> 00:11:55,297
Carrie, there's a new side to me.

216
00:11:55,798 --> 00:12:00,678
I've seen it, I liked it,
I went for her... And I took her.

217
00:12:01,929 --> 00:12:03,264
Now I know.

218
00:12:03,681 --> 00:12:07,643
Strong and sexy women are mine.
I'm sick of Dickens.

219
00:12:08,727 --> 00:12:09,854
<i>Look at us!</i>

220
00:12:09,854 --> 00:12:12,148
<i>Both with a date for Valentine's Day.</i>

221
00:12:12,148 --> 00:12:15,234
And we are 56 years old.

222
00:12:15,234 --> 00:12:18,320
Oh. The lesbian Miranda is the best.

223
00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:25,786
Are you sleeping?

224
00:12:27,037 --> 00:12:28,372
Not anymore.

225
00:12:28,372 --> 00:12:31,542
- Honey, it's half past four.
- Don't make me feel bad.

226
00:12:32,126 --> 00:12:34,128
I needed to take a nap.

227
00:12:34,128 --> 00:12:38,466
Okay, but please,
get on OpenTable right now

228
00:12:38,466 --> 00:12:40,926
and look for a place
for dinner on Valentine's Day.

229
00:12:41,510 --> 00:12:44,680
- It's the worst night of the year.
- Wow, thanks for what I get.

230
00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:49,185
You know why I say it. The prices
Valentine's Day cards are a scam.

231
00:12:49,185 --> 00:12:52,855
Two years ago we paid 500 dollars
for a steak, wine and a <i>mousse</i>

232
00:12:52,855 --> 00:12:54,023
and we said never again.

233
00:12:54,023 --> 00:12:57,067
Well then Lily
has organized a dinner without boys

234
00:12:57,067 --> 00:13:00,654
and he has forbidden me from being here,
so start searching.

235
00:13:00,654 --> 00:13:03,324
Sounds more good to me
dinner without parents, but oh well.

236
00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:07,286
Blake broke up with her two weeks before
of Valentine's Day.

237
00:13:07,286 --> 00:13:11,081
So if you have taken courage
to have a night without boys

238
00:13:11,081 --> 00:13:14,668
with the cool girls from school,
we get lost

239
00:13:14,668 --> 00:13:17,922
Since when do you care
to hang out with the high school girls?

240
00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:20,716
Since those older girls
They laughed at his music.

241
00:13:21,592 --> 00:13:22,760
That could be seen coming.

242
00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:25,012
a song called
"The power of privilege"

243
00:13:25,012 --> 00:13:26,680
shouts: "Kick me."

244
00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:30,809
It's all full.

245
00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:34,355
Wait, wait, wait. table
at half past five in the center.

246
00:13:35,105 --> 00:13:36,232
No. It's too early.

247
00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:39,527
I have to take Rock to meetings
with the agencies. Keep searching.

248
00:13:39,860 --> 00:13:43,656
I think we should take it,
because everything is complete.

249
00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:45,699
Okay. Let's see how I manage.

250
00:13:46,825 --> 00:13:48,035
Well,

251
00:13:48,035 --> 00:13:53,249
we have reserved a table
at the Monkey Bar this Thursday.

252
00:13:53,749 --> 00:13:57,711
No! It's always full.
How much have you had to pay them?

253
00:13:58,087 --> 00:14:01,215
Let's say Henry
He won't be able to go to university.

254
00:14:01,215 --> 00:14:03,467
Neither does Gabby.

255
00:14:04,843 --> 00:14:08,764
- Dad, mom, good news.
- Whatever it is, we don't have money.

256
00:14:08,764 --> 00:14:11,225
Let's see, listen, okay?
Baxter's parents

257
00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:14,853
They have reserved a <i>suite</i> for us
at the Mandarin Oriental for Valentine's Day.

258
00:14:15,229 --> 00:14:17,022
- I don't think so.
- Mom, yes.

259
00:14:17,022 --> 00:14:19,900
- Wait, I'm going to show you the message.
- No, I see that you have not understood me.

260
00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:23,862
I said "I don't believe"
because you're not going.

261
00:14:24,780 --> 00:14:26,907
-Can't we talk about it?
- It's already been discussed.

262
00:14:26,907 --> 00:14:28,075
You're not going.

263
00:14:30,911 --> 00:14:32,246
You have humiliated me in school.

264
00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:34,832
- No. You have humiliated yourself.
- No.

265
00:14:34,832 --> 00:14:38,085
Dad, he gave me the badge
in front of Baxter and everyone.

266
00:14:38,085 --> 00:14:42,548
Your son's girlfriend had your hand
practically inside his pants.

267
00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:44,091
-What's up!
-In public!

268
00:14:44,091 --> 00:14:47,011
-Is it too late for me to leave?
- I had it on my belt, mom.

269
00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:49,680
Don't be old-fashioned! Oh really.

270
00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:53,225
Why can't we go to the Mandarin?
We have nowhere to go for Valentine's Day.

271
00:14:53,225 --> 00:14:56,020
Come here.
You will have the house to yourself.

272
00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:59,481
Your mother and I are going out to dinner
and your brothers sleep outside.

273
00:14:59,857 --> 00:15:00,816
Okay.

274
00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:07,948
Let him come back. You forgot to tell me
that they can fuck in our bed.

275
00:15:07,948 --> 00:15:09,908
-That?
- Because that's what's going to happen.

276
00:15:09,908 --> 00:15:11,577
That girl has no limits.

277
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:15,205
They are not going to have sex
in our bed. In yours for sure.

278
00:15:15,205 --> 00:15:16,582
Not in ours.

279
00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:19,293
And I'm not old-fashioned
with the topic of sex.

280
00:15:19,293 --> 00:15:23,047
Everything seemed phenomenal to me
with his ex-girlfriend. It is this one in particular.

281
00:15:23,672 --> 00:15:26,008
He treats it as if it were his property.
or something like that.

282
00:15:26,008 --> 00:15:28,844
Well, it's not your property.
And neither is yours.

283
00:15:30,220 --> 00:15:31,180
TRUE?

284
00:15:35,934 --> 00:15:38,646
Okay, good. I'm going to take that as a yes.

285
00:15:42,983 --> 00:15:45,277
<i>The Drew Barrymore thing is tomorrow
and I don't have a single hottie.</i>

286
00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:46,737
Wait, I don't understand.

287
00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:49,156
Don't you have any hot guys left around?

288
00:15:49,156 --> 00:15:51,992
Yes, but hot in porn style,
not in a mother program plan.

289
00:15:51,992 --> 00:15:54,036
What is it like as a mother program?

290
00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:57,665
<i>You see this program
mothers folding clothes at home.</i>

291
00:15:57,665 --> 00:16:01,085
They need romance, fantasy.
More of a "kiss me" than a "hit me."

292
00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:03,796
Anthony, I'm at a card store.

293
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:05,172
<i>I can't go alone.</i>

294
00:16:05,172 --> 00:16:08,634
<i>They want me with a hot guy
with the Hot Fellas uniform.</i>

295
00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:09,718
I'm really screwed.

296
00:16:11,845 --> 00:16:12,971
Maybe not.

297
00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:22,898
I just sent you a photo
from someone who maybe suits you.

298
00:16:22,898 --> 00:16:25,317
<i>What? Have you found Romeo
in that store?</i>

299
00:16:27,986 --> 00:16:31,073
You have found
fucking Romeo in that store.

300
00:16:31,073 --> 00:16:34,535
Oh my God! It's divine.
Char, Char!

301
00:16:35,119 --> 00:16:37,538
<i>You have to get it.
I pay you whatever you need.</i>

302
00:16:37,913 --> 00:16:40,666
Hey, I don't think it's necessary.
pay him a lot.

303
00:16:40,999 --> 00:16:45,087
He's selling poems
at a card store for a dollar.

304
00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:47,089
<i>Sometimes, you have to see how you go.</i>

305
00:16:48,006 --> 00:16:49,299
Good luck. Call me!

306
00:16:49,299 --> 00:16:50,342
Okay.

307
00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:58,016
<i>Buongiorno.</i>
Do you want a love poem?

308
00:16:58,016 --> 00:17:02,354
-Are you really Italian?
- Yes, why wouldn't it be true?

309
00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:07,109
I thought you were an actor
and that you were faking it.

310
00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:09,028
No, I'm not an actor. I am a poet.

311
00:17:09,403 --> 00:17:11,947
So... one dollar per poem.

312
00:17:13,407 --> 00:17:18,203
What if I pay you 300 dollars?
But you don't have to write 300 poems.

313
00:17:18,203 --> 00:17:20,539
I want you to do something else for that money.

314
00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:25,169
Oh, no, no. Oh, no, no. Nothing of the sort.

315
00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:27,463
Nothing of the sort. No no.
I am a married mother.

316
00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:30,841
Just like the one he wanted to give me
a cashmere sweater this morning.

317
00:17:32,926 --> 00:17:34,803
<i>-When is it your turn?</i>
- Now.

318
00:17:34,803 --> 00:17:35,929
I'm excited.

319
00:17:35,929 --> 00:17:39,224
The councilor came out and told me
We enter the next block.

320
00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:42,686
Giuseppe is putting on his uniform.
It's perfect for Drew.

321
00:17:42,686 --> 00:17:45,105
It's sweet, sexy and not at all rude.

322
00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:52,821
I'm fine?

323
00:17:53,781 --> 00:17:56,283
<i>Anthony? Anthony, can you hear me?</i>

324
00:17:57,159 --> 00:17:58,202
It's okay.

325
00:17:58,202 --> 00:17:59,369
<i>Ready, let's enter.</i>

326
00:17:59,369 --> 00:18:03,874
Well, we're back, ladies.
and gentlemen, with Anthony Marantino,

327
00:18:03,874 --> 00:18:06,960
from Hot Fellas bakery,
which is here, in New York.

328
00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:11,381
<i>Your bread is delicious, but, tell us,
How did you come up with that name?</i>

329
00:18:11,381 --> 00:18:13,967
<i>Let's see, Drew. Who cares
Have a nice guy bring you bread?</i>

330
00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:17,846
<i>To no one. And indeed Anthony
has been accompanied</i>

331
00:18:17,846 --> 00:18:20,516
<i>from one of your delivery people, right?</i>

332
00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:22,059
<i>-Are you coming with Giuseppe?
- Yes, exactly.</i>

333
00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:23,227
<i>Shall we invite you in?</i>

334
00:18:24,728 --> 00:18:29,358
<i>Well without further delay
let's welcome the Hot Fella: Giuseppe.</i>

335
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:37,366
<i>Oh my God! That's what it is
a good basket, right?</i>

336
00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:38,909
<i>Bring a sample of all my breads.</i>

337
00:18:38,909 --> 00:18:41,161
<i>- Great basket.
-Great basket!</i>

338
00:18:41,161 --> 00:18:42,830
<i>Giuseppe...</i>

339
00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:45,165
<i>- It's really cute, isn't it?
- True.</i>

340
00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:49,378
<i>And... a large part of our audience...</i>

341
00:18:50,420 --> 00:18:55,092
<i>he entertained himself fooling around
with sourdough in the pandemic.</i>

342
00:18:55,092 --> 00:18:56,510
<i>-You too?
- Yes, me too.</i>

343
00:18:56,510 --> 00:18:59,054
<i>And, like the dough,
The business began to grow.</i>

344
00:18:59,054 --> 00:19:01,431
<i>Now.
And how big do you think it will get?</i>

345
00:19:01,431 --> 00:19:04,434
<i>The truth is that I don't know.
It already seems very big to me.</i>

346
00:19:04,893 --> 00:19:06,436
<i>More than big, I would say huge.</i>

347
00:19:08,856 --> 00:19:12,067
We are viral!
Hot Fellas' Instagram has hit it.

348
00:19:12,067 --> 00:19:14,236
"Hot, Hot, at all."

349
00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:17,197
Yes, we have gluten-free. How cute.

350
00:19:17,197 --> 00:19:18,949
Here is the uniform.

351
00:19:18,949 --> 00:19:20,367
<i>- Ciao.</i>
- Wait.

352
00:19:21,076 --> 00:19:22,244
What do you mean "ciao"?

353
00:19:22,619 --> 00:19:24,830
The payment has already arrived,
so... <i>ciao.</i>

354
00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:27,708
In the last hour
I have received a hundred orders.

355
00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:30,794
And they're waiting for someone
"Hot, Hot, Hoot" will take them away.

356
00:19:30,794 --> 00:19:34,047
This is New York.
There are a lot of "Hot, Hot, Hoot" guys out there.

357
00:19:34,047 --> 00:19:35,299
Not like you.

358
00:19:35,299 --> 00:19:36,717
I'll pay you whatever you want.

359
00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:39,553
I'm not a prostitute. I am a poet.

360
00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:42,431
And I, a convict!
A prisoner of misleading publicity.

361
00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:45,350
Giuseppe, please, just one week.

362
00:19:45,684 --> 00:19:48,604
Just until it happens
all this Valentine's rush.

363
00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:50,355
Then you go back to your fucking poems.

364
00:19:50,355 --> 00:19:52,983
"The rose is red, the violet purple,
If you don't say yes, I'll kill myself."

365
00:19:53,317 --> 00:19:54,568
That doesn't rhyme.

366
00:19:54,568 --> 00:19:57,070
Well, you are the poet.

367
00:19:57,404 --> 00:19:59,197
- One week.
- Thank you.

368
00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:01,742
Is it here? Is he still here?

369
00:20:03,368 --> 00:20:05,954
Wow, I'm late.
You've already changed.

370
00:20:05,954 --> 00:20:08,999
Oh, what a shame. Oh hey.

371
00:20:08,999 --> 00:20:11,585
I can't eat carbohydrates
but I liked your bread.

372
00:20:11,585 --> 00:20:12,794
- Thank you.
- You are welcome.

373
00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:15,130
With pants it's not bad either.

374
00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:21,553
I was very excited
for the big day to arrive,

375
00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:24,139
but as soon as he sent me
the time and place of the meeting,

376
00:20:24,139 --> 00:20:25,599
I've gotten nervous.

377
00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:27,643
Well, you were right to call.

378
00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:32,064
Emergency massages are the reason
to be from my gift card drawer.

379
00:20:32,606 --> 00:20:36,485
What if it has changed? What if I have changed?
A lifetime has passed.

380
00:20:36,485 --> 00:20:38,487
What if it's been too long?

381
00:20:39,321 --> 00:20:43,992
We don't see each other
for thirteen years, thirteen years.

382
00:20:43,992 --> 00:20:45,786
Don't worry, you look great.

383
00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:48,789
The question is:
How do you think he will be?

384
00:20:49,122 --> 00:20:51,959
For example,
I met a man years ago.

385
00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:54,795
He looked a lot like John Kennedy.
I recently came across it

386
00:20:54,795 --> 00:20:55,879
and it was more like Ted.

387
00:20:56,755 --> 00:20:58,799
Hello. Welcome.
How can I help you?

388
00:20:58,799 --> 00:21:02,177
I have a reservation for some massages.
Seema Patel, two and a half.

389
00:21:03,261 --> 00:21:05,305
Great. A couples massage.

390
00:21:05,305 --> 00:21:07,432
No, sorry. We are not a couple.

391
00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:11,186
I'm sorry. Put two.

392
00:21:11,186 --> 00:21:13,397
Yes. Two people. Two massages.

393
00:21:14,356 --> 00:21:17,818
There must be a misunderstanding.
Today we only do couples massages.

394
00:21:17,818 --> 00:21:19,528
- For the holiday.
-What holiday?

395
00:21:20,153 --> 00:21:21,863
- Valentine's Day.
- I repeat: what holiday?

396
00:21:21,863 --> 00:21:23,240
As far as I know, today is Thursday.

397
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:25,659
Banks open, emails are sent...

398
00:21:25,659 --> 00:21:30,080
It's just... a nice detail we have
this day to celebrate love.

399
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:31,164
Because?

400
00:21:31,665 --> 00:21:34,292
-Isn't it celebrated enough?
- Seema, I don't need a massage.

401
00:21:34,292 --> 00:21:36,586
- Yes. You need it.
- I have an idea.

402
00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:38,380
What if they pretend they are a couple?

403
00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:41,216
Can't. I have enough
with pretending not to be angry.

404
00:21:41,216 --> 00:21:42,843
It's just that we are complete.

405
00:21:42,843 --> 00:21:45,554
How are you complete?
I just booked by phone.

406
00:21:45,554 --> 00:21:47,014
Yes, for two.

407
00:21:47,014 --> 00:21:51,309
And today all our massage rooms
They are reserved for two stretchers.

408
00:21:51,309 --> 00:21:56,690
Where on this expensive card
Does it make exceptions for false holidays?

409
00:21:57,816 --> 00:21:59,109
It's our policy.

410
00:21:59,818 --> 00:22:01,528
- Just for today.
- I understand.

411
00:22:01,903 --> 00:22:04,990
And do you have an assigned day?
in which do you prohibit couples?

412
00:22:05,365 --> 00:22:07,284
Because singles
We also have rights.

413
00:22:07,284 --> 00:22:10,746
Seema, seriously, let's go...
Let's have a glass of wine.

414
00:22:10,746 --> 00:22:12,497
I'm already quite nervous.

415
00:22:12,497 --> 00:22:16,585
I'm not ready for the insurrection
from the spa on February 14.

416
00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:18,754
I plan to write this on Yelp.

417
00:22:19,546 --> 00:22:20,547
Come on.

418
00:22:20,922 --> 00:22:22,090
- Okay.
- Sorry.

419
00:22:23,008 --> 00:22:23,967
They will call her.

420
00:22:29,723 --> 00:22:31,641
It's already one forty.

421
00:22:31,641 --> 00:22:34,603
We had met at one.
This is disrespectful.

422
00:22:34,603 --> 00:22:37,022
- They'll call us.
- But when?

423
00:22:37,355 --> 00:22:39,316
I took you out of science class
to come.

424
00:22:39,316 --> 00:22:42,110
Let's see, who did they believe?
We're not even in Manhattan.

425
00:22:42,110 --> 00:22:44,112
Hey, this is the coolest agency.

426
00:22:44,112 --> 00:22:47,407
Well, what is not cool at all
It means having us wait more than half an hour.

427
00:22:47,407 --> 00:22:49,785
- I'm going to tell you something.
- If you have already done it.

428
00:22:52,996 --> 00:22:56,666
Hello again.
We want you to welcome us right now.

429
00:22:58,502 --> 00:23:00,295
They go before.

430
00:23:00,837 --> 00:23:04,966
Well, do "they" appear in everyone
car charging points?

431
00:23:04,966 --> 00:23:07,969
Do "they" come out
in a Ralph Lauren campaign?

432
00:23:07,969 --> 00:23:09,221
Mother!

433
00:23:11,056 --> 00:23:12,766
We can't wait any longer.

434
00:23:12,766 --> 00:23:15,310
Rock has
other important meetings today.

435
00:23:15,310 --> 00:23:18,814
At IMG, at Elite in Manhattan.

436
00:23:24,361 --> 00:23:26,571
We're leaving, come on. Come on.

437
00:23:27,823 --> 00:23:29,908
The girls of
I also loved Elite,

438
00:23:29,908 --> 00:23:33,203
but, as it turns out
that both agencies love us,

439
00:23:33,203 --> 00:23:35,080
We will have to make a decision.

440
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:36,331
I have already decided.

441
00:23:36,331 --> 00:23:38,333
Really? For which one? Elite or IMG?

442
00:23:38,333 --> 00:23:41,336
- For none. I don't want to continue with this.
- Wait, what?

443
00:23:42,337 --> 00:23:44,965
It's not fun for me anymore.
And today you are over the top.

444
00:23:45,298 --> 00:23:47,008
Like mother of the artist.

445
00:23:47,008 --> 00:23:48,760
You must have a drop in sugar.

446
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:51,346
You told me that this
I could leave it whenever I wanted.

447
00:23:51,346 --> 00:23:52,556
Well I want to leave it.

448
00:23:52,556 --> 00:23:55,684
And what happens to all the time
and the effort we have invested in this?

449
00:23:55,684 --> 00:23:58,520
and what do you tell me
of your three thousand Insta followers?

450
00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:01,565
I have nothing to do with that.
It's your thing.

451
00:24:01,565 --> 00:24:04,109
Now you can dedicate more time to it
to your other client.

452
00:24:04,693 --> 00:24:05,694
What other client?

453
00:24:06,570 --> 00:24:07,529
That one over there.

454
00:24:15,453 --> 00:24:18,331
Lily! That music is very loud.

455
00:24:18,331 --> 00:24:19,499
Mother!

456
00:24:19,916 --> 00:24:22,127
Go away! You cut us off.

457
00:24:22,127 --> 00:24:24,629
- Yes, I just arrived.
- You said you wouldn't come.

458
00:24:24,629 --> 00:24:28,049
Okay, okay. But look, I bought you
a Valentine's cake.

459
00:24:28,049 --> 00:24:31,553
It wasn't necessary. Kara has done
Delicious <i>brownies</i> and there are a lot of them.

460
00:24:31,553 --> 00:24:33,096
Go away, please.

461
00:24:37,475 --> 00:24:39,561
Mom, go!

462
00:24:41,313 --> 00:24:43,440
Harry! We have to go!

463
00:24:43,982 --> 00:24:47,485
And the more I think about it, the angrier I get.

464
00:24:49,404 --> 00:24:51,615
Today I haven't even had time to eat.

465
00:24:51,615 --> 00:24:54,534
I was so busy
taking Rock to all appointments

466
00:24:54,534 --> 00:24:57,871
and buying that surprise cake for Lily,

467
00:24:57,871 --> 00:25:02,709
who on top of that has despised me
before kicking me out of my own house.

468
00:25:02,709 --> 00:25:05,503
It's a quarter to six.
How can it already be bursting at the seams?

469
00:25:05,503 --> 00:25:08,131
And... you don't want to be a model anymore?

470
00:25:08,131 --> 00:25:11,635
Very good! But you could have done
please tell me

471
00:25:11,635 --> 00:25:15,263
before i had to do everything
the effort to get the blue tick

472
00:25:15,263 --> 00:25:16,640
from your fucking Instagram.

473
00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:20,143
Honey, please calm down.
You are on the verge of a heart attack.

474
00:25:20,143 --> 00:25:22,312
Living room, table for two.

475
00:25:22,312 --> 00:25:25,482
Harry. Harry!
I think there's something wrong.

476
00:25:25,482 --> 00:25:28,610
Besides that the waitress
do you avoid my gaze?

477
00:25:29,361 --> 00:25:32,739
Maybe it's just a drop in tension,
but suddenly I feel strange.

478
00:25:32,739 --> 00:25:34,074
Strange? Weird how?

479
00:25:34,491 --> 00:25:37,160
My face is tingling and...

480
00:25:39,955 --> 00:25:41,873
I can feel my blood.

481
00:25:41,873 --> 00:25:44,876
Like what...?
How can you feel your blood?

482
00:25:44,876 --> 00:25:46,711
And my mouth is falling asleep.

483
00:25:47,337 --> 00:25:50,131
-Do I pronounce it strange?
-Will it be a heart attack?

484
00:25:50,131 --> 00:25:53,468
Oh my goodness!
Am I having a stroke?

485
00:25:53,468 --> 00:25:56,263
Okay, okay, okay.
Come this way, come this way.

486
00:25:56,263 --> 00:25:59,474
-Sorry!
- Sir, I have already told you.

487
00:25:59,474 --> 00:26:02,894
- My wife is having a stroke.
-Do you really think that works?

488
00:26:02,894 --> 00:26:05,480
Call a fucking ambulance!

489
00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:09,109
Do you say your face tingles?
And he also says that the blood is noticeable.

490
00:26:09,109 --> 00:26:11,820
-I notice it! I notice her!
- It doesn't look good, does it?

491
00:26:11,820 --> 00:26:13,822
Oh, mother. I'm coming, honey, I'm coming.

492
00:26:13,822 --> 00:26:16,992
- Sir, you can't come here.
-He is the love of my life!

493
00:26:16,992 --> 00:26:18,201
You can go ahead.

494
00:26:18,201 --> 00:26:20,495
-I love you madly, Harry!
-And I love you, my darling!

495
00:26:20,495 --> 00:26:21,913
Don't even think about leaving me!

496
00:26:21,913 --> 00:26:25,166
If I die,
Let Carrie choose my wake outfit.

497
00:26:25,750 --> 00:26:27,085
Is he going to die?

498
00:26:28,461 --> 00:26:29,504
I highly doubt it.

499
00:26:31,339 --> 00:26:32,299
Chick.

500
00:26:33,591 --> 00:26:36,761
-What are you doing?
- I set a trap in the bed.

501
00:26:38,346 --> 00:26:40,640
If the pillows
They are in a different form when I return,

502
00:26:41,016 --> 00:26:43,560
I will know that they have been here
and I will have proof.

503
00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:44,811
Proof of what?

504
00:26:45,603 --> 00:26:46,855
That I'm not old-fashioned,

505
00:26:46,855 --> 00:26:49,774
and that Baxter has
a serious problem with limits.

506
00:26:50,317 --> 00:26:51,609
Okay, Lis, whatever.

507
00:26:51,609 --> 00:26:55,196
But that's not a trap,
It's a total trap.

508
00:26:55,905 --> 00:26:56,990
Exact.

509
00:27:08,209 --> 00:27:10,754
Oh well!

510
00:27:11,546 --> 00:27:15,508
Someone has finally come out
the master of imposing women.

511
00:27:15,508 --> 00:27:18,595
My girl just proposed to me
that we stop going to the restaurant,

512
00:27:18,595 --> 00:27:20,847
and better go to dinner at his house.

513
00:27:21,264 --> 00:27:22,265
And does it seem good to you?

514
00:27:22,891 --> 00:27:24,184
And so much!

515
00:27:24,559 --> 00:27:25,685
Yes.

516
00:27:25,685 --> 00:27:27,771
It's all very exciting.

517
00:27:28,271 --> 00:27:31,941
And I would even say scandalous.

518
00:27:33,485 --> 00:27:36,863
Well, then... one that is leaving.

519
00:27:36,863 --> 00:27:38,573
Are you sure you're going to be okay?

520
00:27:38,573 --> 00:27:41,785
I? Ah, super good.
Chocolate and me.

521
00:27:41,785 --> 00:27:42,952
I will be in glory.

522
00:27:43,703 --> 00:27:48,708
Go sign up for Queer Sexuality
in 19th Century Literature.

523
00:27:51,127 --> 00:27:52,087
Go for it.

524
00:28:15,568 --> 00:28:16,945
- Hello.
<i>- Buongiorno.</i>

525
00:28:18,321 --> 00:28:20,323
Reserve for Aidan Shaw.

526
00:28:20,323 --> 00:28:22,492
A table for two at eight.

527
00:28:22,492 --> 00:28:25,495
Yes of course. Come, come.

528
00:28:27,122 --> 00:28:28,081
Here.

529
00:28:38,383 --> 00:28:39,426
Your table.

530
00:28:41,386 --> 00:28:42,846
Oh, okay.

531
00:29:07,662 --> 00:29:09,456
We are going to be two people.

532
00:29:21,259 --> 00:29:22,302
Good.

533
00:29:23,761 --> 00:29:25,972
- It's not a stroke.
- Thank God.

534
00:29:25,972 --> 00:29:29,017
But there is a significant amount
of THC in the analysis.

535
00:29:29,017 --> 00:29:31,352
-That?
- It's quite common.

536
00:29:31,352 --> 00:29:35,690
People of his generation
It does not control the effects of marijuana well.

537
00:29:35,690 --> 00:29:39,068
But if she doesn't consume.
He doesn't even take sleeping pills.

538
00:29:39,068 --> 00:29:40,820
The analysis will have to be repeated.

539
00:29:40,820 --> 00:29:43,656
I can assure you
that my wife is not on drugs.

540
00:29:44,449 --> 00:29:45,992
Wait, wait, Harry.

541
00:29:46,784 --> 00:29:47,869
Maybe yes.

542
00:29:48,369 --> 00:29:51,289
Before leaving I tried
one of the homemade brownies

543
00:29:51,289 --> 00:29:53,333
that has led
one of Lily's new friends.

544
00:29:53,333 --> 00:29:56,419
Oh, yeah. <i>Mary's Brownies</i>.
End of the mystery.

545
00:29:56,794 --> 00:29:59,047
Well, when the serum runs out,

546
00:29:59,047 --> 00:30:02,217
I will discharge you so you can go
home to sleep it off.

547
00:30:02,217 --> 00:30:03,968
- Thank you, doctor.
- Take care of yourself.

548
00:30:05,220 --> 00:30:08,181
Well, at least you don't die.

549
00:30:08,973 --> 00:30:11,434
I'm going to kill the girl,
but at least you don't die.

550
00:30:12,185 --> 00:30:16,022
Honey, when I was in the ambulance,

551
00:30:16,606 --> 00:30:21,027
my life has passed before me
and I didn't like what I saw.

552
00:30:22,111 --> 00:30:26,449
I'm Rock's manager, Lily's maid

553
00:30:26,449 --> 00:30:28,618
and the pimp Anthony.

554
00:30:29,035 --> 00:30:30,161
What has happened?

555
00:30:30,620 --> 00:30:32,121
What do I mean in anything?

556
00:30:32,121 --> 00:30:35,208
Honey, you paint a lot.

557
00:30:35,208 --> 00:30:38,711
No. Of course not.

558
00:30:39,045 --> 00:30:42,048
I'm going to call Mark Kassabian
and I'm going to ask you

559
00:30:42,048 --> 00:30:45,760
yes the job he offered me
in the gallery is still available.

560
00:30:46,302 --> 00:30:48,680
I need to recover who I am.

561
00:30:49,847 --> 00:30:52,016
And this is not a marijuana thing.

562
00:30:52,517 --> 00:30:53,518
Okay?

563
00:30:55,603 --> 00:30:56,688
Okay.

564
00:31:02,735 --> 00:31:05,405
Oh, God... What?

565
00:31:10,410 --> 00:31:12,829
Excuse me, excuse me, sorry.

566
00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:18,042
I'm sorry to bother you,
but my cell phone went off and...

567
00:31:18,042 --> 00:31:20,461
It happens a lot. Come.

568
00:31:25,592 --> 00:31:26,593
Come.

569
00:31:31,055 --> 00:31:34,392
I apreciate it.
I'm waiting for someone and...

570
00:31:34,767 --> 00:31:40,690
since it's a little late,
Well... I'm sure it's about to fall.

571
00:31:47,947 --> 00:31:48,948
Excuse me.

572
00:31:51,326 --> 00:31:52,410
Thank you.

573
00:32:05,089 --> 00:32:06,507
Delicious.

574
00:32:42,877 --> 00:32:44,003
- Hello.
- Hello.

575
00:32:44,337 --> 00:32:45,463
Happens.

576
00:32:45,463 --> 00:32:48,257
I really feel
about the change of plans.

577
00:32:48,716 --> 00:32:53,346
I'm late recording some clips
for PBS and I had to finish them.

578
00:32:53,346 --> 00:32:55,223
Do you record... right here?

579
00:32:55,223 --> 00:32:57,183
Yes. I started doing it during the pandemic...

580
00:33:00,019 --> 00:33:02,897
Sorry. That normally
is in the shower,

581
00:33:02,897 --> 00:33:06,818
but Pickles is hiding there.
He doesn't like people.

582
00:33:07,902 --> 00:33:12,573
But calm, calm. I...
You know what? I better pick it up later.

583
00:33:16,244 --> 00:33:19,038
-Can you give me the coat?
- Yes, thanks.

584
00:33:22,750 --> 00:33:24,377
Wow, Miranda.

585
00:33:26,087 --> 00:33:28,131
Quoting Mrs. Bennet
in <i>Pride and Prejudice:</i>

586
00:33:30,049 --> 00:33:32,260
"How can you make fun of me like that"?

587
00:33:40,017 --> 00:33:40,935
I think...

588
00:33:42,019 --> 00:33:43,688
-What?
- I stepped in poop.

589
00:33:49,402 --> 00:33:50,945
Fuck! What a bitch!

590
00:33:52,697 --> 00:33:54,782
I have the sheets in the laundry room.

591
00:33:56,033 --> 00:33:59,954
Look, I'm going down to get them.
Hey, I have there...

592
00:34:00,997 --> 00:34:05,209
brochures. You choose
whatever you want to eat and we order it.

593
00:34:05,710 --> 00:34:08,921
For before or after.
Come on, whatever you prefer.

594
00:34:10,381 --> 00:34:12,049
By the way. Won't you take...?

595
00:34:12,717 --> 00:34:15,845
Aren't you wearing something loose by any chance?

596
00:34:15,845 --> 00:34:18,347
Flannel takes longer
and I don't have a penny left.

597
00:34:19,182 --> 00:34:22,059
Well... no, I don't think so.

598
00:34:23,811 --> 00:34:27,356
Okay. Well I'm going to change
to the corner store, it doesn't matter.

599
00:34:28,941 --> 00:34:32,653
You just... Yes. Make yourself comfortable.

600
00:34:32,653 --> 00:34:33,905
Now I come.

601
00:34:52,131 --> 00:34:53,841
Is everything in order?

602
00:34:55,343 --> 00:34:57,136
Maybe he has discovered the code.

603
00:34:57,762 --> 00:34:59,013
Honey, admit it.

604
00:34:59,013 --> 00:35:02,975
That girl just has problems
of sexual limits, and that bothers you.

605
00:35:05,311 --> 00:35:07,021
Hello, Mrs. Wexley.

606
00:35:07,021 --> 00:35:09,398
I just wanted to take a photo
with her little bag for my Insta.

607
00:35:09,398 --> 00:35:10,441
Don't you care?

608
00:35:11,734 --> 00:35:15,112
No, Baxter. Of course I care.

609
00:35:15,822 --> 00:35:17,490
That's my property.

610
00:35:17,990 --> 00:35:22,328
This is my space,
so please go away.

611
00:35:22,328 --> 00:35:23,371
Mother!

612
00:35:26,749 --> 00:35:28,167
Dad, tell him something.

613
00:35:29,544 --> 00:35:30,878
Get out. Come on.

614
00:35:30,878 --> 00:35:32,672
That? Okay.

615
00:35:34,715 --> 00:35:37,635
Have you gone crazy or what?

616
00:35:38,094 --> 00:35:41,264
That you do it is one thing,
but enter his dressing room?

617
00:35:42,014 --> 00:35:43,766
Whose head does it fit in?

618
00:35:44,433 --> 00:35:46,602
<i>Half an hour has already passed.</i>

619
00:35:46,978 --> 00:35:48,896
Do you think he stood me up?

620
00:35:48,896 --> 00:35:51,482
No! Aidan is a good guy.

621
00:35:51,983 --> 00:35:54,485
-Have you called him?
<i>- It no longer has the same number.</i>

622
00:35:55,361 --> 00:35:58,155
I don't know, maybe he regretted it.
It's understandable.

623
00:35:58,155 --> 00:35:59,740
I have also considered it.

624
00:36:01,075 --> 00:36:02,368
I wish I had done it.

625
00:36:02,368 --> 00:36:03,995
Oh, it's true!

626
00:36:03,995 --> 00:36:07,498
I had completely forgotten
that you are on a date with Mrs. Darcy.

627
00:36:07,498 --> 00:36:09,208
Keep going, keep going. Sorry, goodbye.

628
00:36:09,208 --> 00:36:10,751
<i>It's not here.</i>

629
00:36:10,751 --> 00:36:12,336
Nor does Jane Austen.

630
00:36:12,336 --> 00:36:16,048
Unless Jane Austen
forgot to clean the cat's litter box.

631
00:36:16,048 --> 00:36:19,302
Amelia has gone out to look for change
to dry

632
00:36:19,302 --> 00:36:21,846
<i>his flannel sheets.
And I'm pissing myself,</i>

633
00:36:21,846 --> 00:36:24,515
but his cat attacked me
when trying to go to the bathroom.

634
00:36:25,141 --> 00:36:28,519
<i>Carrie! I will have changed,
but not the quotes.</i>

635
00:36:28,936 --> 00:36:30,396
They're still shit.

636
00:36:30,813 --> 00:36:33,816
- Fucking cat shit.
-And you have to stay?

637
00:36:34,192 --> 00:36:35,151
That?

638
00:36:35,693 --> 00:36:37,403
What if you have to stay?

639
00:36:37,987 --> 00:36:39,071
Did you know?

640
00:36:40,031 --> 00:36:41,240
Well no.

641
00:36:42,074 --> 00:36:44,827
<i>The straight 35-year-old Miranda
would stay.</i>

642
00:36:45,202 --> 00:36:48,497
But 56-year-old lesbian Miranda... no.

643
00:36:49,874 --> 00:36:53,044
- I'll tell him that I'm allergic to cats.
- And to the appointments.

644
00:36:54,211 --> 00:36:55,379
I better go.

645
00:36:56,047 --> 00:36:59,592
- I don't want to cross her on the stairs.
-Am I leaving too?

646
00:37:00,134 --> 00:37:01,177
Wait.

647
00:37:01,886 --> 00:37:03,179
It's a message from you.

648
00:37:03,179 --> 00:37:04,847
See? Good guy.

649
00:37:05,306 --> 00:37:06,474
Enjoy.

650
00:37:06,474 --> 00:37:07,600
Okay, goodbye.

651
00:37:09,810 --> 00:37:11,729
"I'm here, where are you?"

652
00:37:17,735 --> 00:37:21,614
"I'm here. Where are you?"

653
00:37:25,117 --> 00:37:26,160
Reds?

654
00:37:26,911 --> 00:37:28,120
Red armchairs?

655
00:37:35,586 --> 00:37:37,338
Excuse me. Excuse me.

656
00:37:37,338 --> 00:37:40,508
This...? Is this
60-west of 55?

657
00:37:40,508 --> 00:37:42,176
Right next door.

658
00:37:44,095 --> 00:37:45,471
Okay, thank you.

659
00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:12,707
What possibilities were there?
Why would this happen?

660
00:38:33,144 --> 00:38:34,520
Hello.

661
00:38:40,860 --> 00:38:43,237
How can you be
exactly the same?

662
00:38:45,197 --> 00:38:49,577
I have lost 15 kilos
since I sent you the email.

663
00:39:00,296 --> 00:39:01,756
I'm so sorry about John.

664
00:39:02,339 --> 00:39:05,676
I wanted to write to you, but I didn't know if I should.

665
00:39:05,676 --> 00:39:07,261
I thought about you a lot.

666
00:39:07,261 --> 00:39:08,596
Thank you.

667
00:39:10,306 --> 00:39:16,312
I have read your book.
It's sad and... beautiful.

668
00:39:17,772 --> 00:39:20,024
Well, sad it was.

669
00:39:21,734 --> 00:39:23,194
Not pretty.

670
00:39:24,987 --> 00:39:28,574
But... time... and that.

671
00:39:29,366 --> 00:39:30,493
I'm better.

672
00:39:31,494 --> 00:39:34,872
Excellent. How glad I am to hear that.

673
00:39:36,707 --> 00:39:38,626
And is there someone new in your life?

674
00:39:39,251 --> 00:39:41,712
I have not found
that information on the network.

675
00:39:44,632 --> 00:39:46,509
No no. Nobody new.

676
00:39:47,301 --> 00:39:48,928
-You?
- No.

677
00:39:49,595 --> 00:39:51,138
That's why I gained 15 kilos.

678
00:39:52,389 --> 00:39:55,810
Being... here with you is
As if ten years ago...

679
00:39:57,853 --> 00:40:00,940
- I thought you would back out.
- And I, you would do it.

680
00:40:00,940 --> 00:40:02,108
No.

681
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:06,153
- We remain the same.
- On the same wavelength.

682
00:40:17,540 --> 00:40:18,999
I have a bottle opener.

683
00:40:19,625 --> 00:40:20,751
Okay.

684
00:40:21,377 --> 00:40:23,087
I know how to open them with one blow.

685
00:40:23,420 --> 00:40:24,588
Yes, I know.

686
00:40:25,506 --> 00:40:26,549
Well...

687
00:40:27,508 --> 00:40:31,137
It's just... Do you still live here?

688
00:40:31,470 --> 00:40:32,972
Yes, I'm back.

689
00:40:33,722 --> 00:40:35,057
It's a long story.

690
00:40:35,516 --> 00:40:36,600
Come on, go up.

691
00:40:37,601 --> 00:40:41,438
When you said to go home,
I thought it would be another house.

692
00:40:46,277 --> 00:40:47,611
What happens now?

693
00:40:51,907 --> 00:40:57,538
In the restaurant I thought:
"That's great! This is really good."

694
00:40:58,747 --> 00:41:00,332
Back to top.

695
00:41:02,376 --> 00:41:04,420
But this is where it ended.

696
00:41:04,795 --> 00:41:08,591
With that fucking wall
that I couldn't knock down and the floors...

697
00:41:08,591 --> 00:41:11,343
Do you remember the floors I fixed?

698
00:41:12,887 --> 00:41:16,098
They were terrible,
and all that is still in there.

699
00:41:17,933 --> 00:41:19,101
Well, yes, it is...

700
00:41:20,227 --> 00:41:22,021
It's the same floor, but...

701
00:41:23,814 --> 00:41:26,650
we are no longer the same.

702
00:41:28,152 --> 00:41:32,281
And the truth is...
that is not even the same.

703
00:41:32,281 --> 00:41:36,785
It's... I've wallpapered some walls
and others I have painted.

704
00:41:40,372 --> 00:41:43,083
And not everything was bad either,
Isn't it true?

705
00:41:54,637 --> 00:41:55,763
Have you heard me?

706
00:41:57,932 --> 00:42:00,059
Yes of course. I heard you.

707
00:42:03,854 --> 00:42:05,522
But I can't do it...

708
00:42:07,191 --> 00:42:08,901
As much as I want to.

709
00:42:09,610 --> 00:42:11,570
I can't go back there again.

710
00:42:15,741 --> 00:42:17,451
I don't want to go back to all that.

711
00:42:21,205 --> 00:42:23,123
It was too pretty.

712
00:42:28,170 --> 00:42:29,380
I understand you.

713
00:42:30,422 --> 00:42:31,632
No, seriously.

714
00:42:34,718 --> 00:42:36,804
I guess the time
It doesn't always cure everything.

715
00:42:39,556 --> 00:42:41,976
No matter how much one wants it to be that way.

716
00:42:42,851 --> 00:42:44,186
Shit.

717
00:42:44,895 --> 00:42:46,981
I better go. I...

718
00:42:54,446 --> 00:42:59,535
What the hell? This is New York.
There will be hotels, right?

719
00:43:07,585 --> 00:43:09,253
<i>And just like that...</i>

720
00:43:09,962 --> 00:43:13,299
<i>Aidan and I
We start again on the same wavelength.</i>

721
00:43:24,977 --> 00:43:26,312
BASED ON THE BOOK <i>SEX IN
NEW YORK BY CANDANCE BUSHNELL


